dan appeared on slime time live in 2001. dan's work has appeared in Peach Mag, Foundlings, and Ghost City Review, a collection of poems about houses called The Neighborhood, and a microchap about a pokemon titled water dork. dan enjoys coffee, socialism, and the yoshi's woolly world soundtrack. dan tweets @dnmckn
andrea lives in philly in the same house as dan. she's an engineer by trade, editor by circumstance, always committed to the bit. andrea tweets @andrea_oaks
emma is, has, and always will be a doodler. she's super grateful for the opportunity to put her drawings out into the world. Bart The Chameleon lives in her house. emma tweets @ermergerfer
meg moved to new mexico in 2017 and has eaten green chile enchiladas almost exclusively since then to make up for lost time. she works in adventure therapy and white water raft guiding, writes poetry, does comedy, makes art, and listens to campfire stories. she has two shenanigan-inclined cats named nightshade and spud. meg doesn't tweet.
BART THE CHAMELEON
bart became a lizard last year and is the post master general of our hearts and minds. he enjoys meal worms and being sprayed with water. did you know chameleons can't drink water? did you know this one has a stamp collection?